Saturday, December 13, 2008

Holy Shit

http://www.journalfen.net/community/sparklefield/5726.html

I try to clean up the language on the post titles because they go on the permalink, but holy fucking shit.

Soon there'll be Edward Cullen toiletries sets, complete with Sparkle Your Vaj Special Place waxing strips.

(Via Cleolinda)

23 comments:

Taren said...

So my question is: if you get your period and bleed on the sheets, do they bite you?

Khy said...

Why on earth would anyone want to sleep on his face? Especially his face in that picture? They could at least try to put a good picture of him on the sheets.

Steph said...

You guys are missing the point. Imagine what the rabid fans will be doing with the DOLL on top of EDWARD'S FACE.

Omg this just too disturbing.

harmonybookreviews said...

LMAO! If it was a good picture, it wouldn't be so bad. But his face is all distorted and stuff... *sigh*

(BTW, how's the list coming?)

Khy said...

You forgot to say that they will be wearing the body glitter at the same time!

Ew. Bad thought. VERY bad thought. Must. think. pure. thoughts!

Paradox said...

I've seen the dolls, the body glitter, and now this. Well... now it's getting disturbing.

Steph said...

*shudder*

Okay, Khy? Get the hell off my blog.

Steph

Cat said...

Bwahahahahahahaha!!
That is one horrid photo of him though.

What people come up with to make a buck. Sheesh.

Reader Rabbit said...

He looks fugly in that photo.

And ew.
I am scarred. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT THAT *DIES*

Amee said...

Wow, how disturbing.

Zoealea said...

Why would somebody buy that? I kind of feel bad for the actor who plays Edward, people will have pictures of his face on their bed sheets. That is very very disturbing

Bookish Ruth said...

That's just wrong on so many levels. *shudders*

Steph said...

KHYYYYYYYYY I WAS KIDDING.

shelburns said...

There will be buyers, but not me. That is disturbing.

Khy said...

Oh yeah, I'm sure you were kidding. *cries*

And I think the person who made those must be trying to take over the world. We should all be afraid.

Diana Dang said...

Oh dear lord. Just when I think the fandom was dying away by 1%... x0x

Vanessa (whatvanessareads.wordpress.com) said...

This is getting ridiculous. Hahaha.

Saundra Mitchell said...

Sparkle Your... Anything Shimmer Powder. Same stupid picture, too. :D

Just Listen said...

Sleeping on that would give me nightmares. I can't believe that they're actually making bed spreads *shakes head.

I'm scared about what's coming next. Haha.

TruBlu93 said...

Wow, this is getting way out of hand. That's not even the REAL Edward..lol. I do feel bad for Robert Pattinson.

=)
TruBlu

Ann-Kat said...

o_O OMFG, that is just nuts.

I have gone through the entire spectrum of emotion from disgust to hysterical laughter to disbelief.

I must now go rinse my eyes out with soap and water and try to burn the memory of what I've just seen from my mind.

sarah t. said...
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sarahmaclean said...

LOL! I just spewed coffee all over my keyboard. Thank you, Steph. ;)

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