Reference: Outage Problems
My stats are all botched now. I'm s45, which means my stats were lost for about 20 hours, which is about 120 page views (probably more since it's the weekend). Oh, the damage this will cause in my averages :'(
A Segment of Steph's Soul-Searching:
Steph Version 1: So, like, you haven't updated the blog very much and you didn't even do the Young Adult Weekly column last week, which is totally, like, a sin. Have you no shame?
Steph Version 2: *head desk* Yeah, about that...
SV1: You're such a, like, failure. I mean, like, totally.
SV2: Um, 2 reviews in a week isn't that bad... I know I usually have more going on, but come on now. You can't expect a person to be on their game every single week, can you?
SV1: WHAT ABOUT YOUNG ADULT WEEKLY?!?!?!
SV2: I WAS AT SCHOOL TAKING SUBSTITUTE EXAMS FOR THE ONES I MISSED LAST WEEK BECAUSE I WAS SICK, YOU GOON.
SV1: Oh, I'm, like, totally sorry. Really. I totally, like, missed that.
SV2: It's okay, I didn't tell anyone.
SV1: Have people, like, been bothering you about it?
SV2: Unless you consider yourself "people", then yes. But have other people been bothering me about it? Oh, no. My blog readers are awesome <3
SV1: Like, are you trying to instigate something?
SV2: You mean insinuate?
SV1: Yeah. *rolls eyes* Whatever.
SV2: Yes, actually, I am.
SV2: Don't you want to know what I'm trying to "instigate"?
SV1: Don't you mean, like, insinuate?
SV2: *head desk* You're so dumb.
SV1: You're such a slacker.
SV2: So anyway, I was trying to insinuate that you're too demanding.
SV2: This conversation's going nowhere fast.
SV1: Ummm, if it's going nowhere, and it's going there fast, wouldn't that be, like, instigating that it IS going somewhere?
SV2: INSINUATING. NOT INSTIGATING.
SV1: SHUT UP! Answer my question!
SV2: Just ask me what is gonna happen this month, please.
SV1: Okay, like, fine, if you're gonna be so pushy about it...
SV1: FINE! What will happen this month?
Author Week: Annette Curtis Klause
A million interviews
A million reviews
SV1: Don't you wanna, like, throw some hip hop to get the party started?
SV2: This is a book site.
SV1: God, you're, like, so boring.
SV2: Get out.
SV1: Get out, leave, right now, it's the end of you and me! It's too--
SV1: You're, like, a total bitch.
SV2: Seriously. Out.
SV1: Make me.
SV2: Honey, you don't even want any of this.
SV1: Uh, I think I, like, do.
SV2: ...*kicks SV1's ass*
DISCLAIMER: Reviewer X doesn't support violence. Like...yeah.
And that's how it's done.
Come back tomorrow for a review of How NOT To Be Popular by the Awesome Jennifer Ziegler. And then on Tuesday for a phone chat transcript of me interviewing the Awesome Jenny. And then on Wednesday for a giveaway of How NOT To Be Popular.
Sunday, June 1, 2008